the-vashta-nerada: whenever my mom introduces my siblings and i to people she’s like “this is my eldest daughter kate who is going to law school and here’s my youngest jenna who is doing really well in high school” and then she’s like “and this is marielle and one time she made a kazoo cover of one day more from les mis and it got really popular on the internet”
edwad: long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag
turtwink: yabba dabba done with ur shit
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come-come-cardinal: keepcalmandgosurfing: geekyninja1: attend-hogwarts: grrrbarrowman: skarosoul: It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs. It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs. how old is google? google is 13 today
reyairia: 70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face
optify: letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book THIS GOT 1937...
dont-call-it-screamo: the-kellic-ship: there should be a ‘Punk Goes Punk’ album where everyone just covers each other’s songs. I would piss myself omg please
upgraders: It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making