autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies itโ€™s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

(via demho3zhatinq)

- Anonymous:

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ when did stripping become a legitimate career?


stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I canโ€™t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.


deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad, via parkingstrange)